Construction on the ark is well under way. In fact, I have actually already loaded the unicorns. This time, they are not going to be left behind. (I know what you’re thinking – just don’t try to get logical with me at a time like this)
Damn unicorns: always off playing when they ought to be paying attention.
I am strongly considering moving into it this evening before the flood waters rise to the top of the stable. Perhaps I’ll give it another day?
You see: here’s the thing the Bible doesn’t mention: the flood actually took place on the West Coast of North America. And you know how it is: history repeats itself. I am preparing. After all, the long range forecast is for rain interspersed with showers and rounded out by downpours for the foreseeable future.
Now, about this rounding up of animals. Does this have to include stink bugs, centipedes and rats?
Asking for a friend.